When you’re left UNSATISFIED in bed.

And I’m not even talking just ruined orgasms here – those are MEANT to leave the man unsatisfied. And judging by the sales of the book and the huge number of non fetish related sales on this one – it’s a “tool” – no pun – lots of you enjoy using to spice up your sex lives. So it should be!

It could be men going Wham bam thank you Ma’am, not being able to last in bed etc. As a lady reading this, Im sure you can relate!

As one recently told me about a guy with a long dick pretending to be a stud “he couldn’t last. Let down!”.

Haha.

Just having a long dick doesn’t mean much. Maybe plumbing issues down the road as an ex once tartly noted. . .

Hehe. It’s about the mind.

And you men reading this that constantly have issues getting hard except when confronted with penis (and let’s face it, your wife won’t do that for you haha) – or lasting for any length of time in bed – natural remedies are what work.

No, not blue pills.

What works is what Emperors and Kings in the past had done to them, and what Emperor Mike has done to himself all the time – sissygasms.

Not only will it resolve your issues of not being able to “last” – but you’ll experience a whole host of other mental and physical health benefits that will amaze you – how could a simple p spot massage, no matter how tantric, no matter how sacred that chakral point is – accomplish?

But it does, my friend – it does. Again. There’s a reason these techniques were used by ancient Emperors and Kings with huge harems!

And by me. And I bring them to you in Sissygasm Central which as a guy you simply must get if you want to solve the problems above as opposed to running away from them and ignoring them or pretending they don’t exist – and as a girl if you want to spice up your partners sex life and therefore your own – beyond any belief!

A long time ago, and I believe this is mentioned in Sin City Diaries – I was getting rimmed by a girl not into it but doing it as part of her job (I still remember the irritated way she was putting my dick into her “cowgirl” and then the smile when I pulled it away and instead put her lovely soles on my face. Really. If she’s not enjoying it, prostitute or not – I just leave. Haha. She was one of the rare ones I met that didn’t haha) .

She used saran wrap which personally I don’t. I’m against sucking dick with a condom on too – I don’t see the point!

Ass worship wise, maybe there’s a bit of a point there. And it didn’t feel too bad.

But she didn’t know how to do it right. Chinese girls are far better than westerners I’ve encountered in terms of giving blowjobs – nipple play where they’re natural at it (Indian women are too, but nowhere as naturally talented at nipple play) but some of them still need to learn, especially if they aren’t into it etc.

All the while I was enjoying it, yet thinking it could be so much better.

Sound familiar?

And hence Ass Worship 101.

Same thing with blowjobs. Carol was probably the only girl – along with Aa ling – who while she had never done it before me, she was so into me and it that I just had to “guide” her physically on the techniques instead of teach. My, the way she once naturally slid a finger up my ass while blowing me. The way she giggled and said nothing when I asked her why she removed me from her mouth while cumming – and the next time rectified this herself so expertly! Hehe.

Mainstream porn has ruined people’s minds. Those are the absolute worst techniques you could use in bed. Really.

In terms of the above problem – solutions – Cock Worship for Sisses and Faggots – Penis Central – in that order. Don’t get the second book first no matter how tempting it might seem. Get the first book, absorb all in it, practice, then and only then move on to the next manual.

Well, my friend, lots of problems y’all face – noone wants to talk about – and so we do. And we offer very workable solutions to everything. It’s what the entire business is all about – helping you improve your sex lives beyond belief and while doing so get comfortable with who you are deep down inside – which is of prime importance for everyone, fetish or not.

And that is why I get irritated when a lot of people with these same issues read and then do nothing.

And then these same people go on X whining about “how to fix this”.

You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink, and certainly not one looking for free solutions to everything as some are on this list.

It’s wierd.

Go to a doctor or counselor – pay the bill. Right? Learn swimming – pay the coach. Right?

Why would it be any different here?

Certainly not the sort of horse I want on my list.

And that gives me my latest naughty idea – sissy horses. Hehe. My. I’m evil! Hehe.

Back soon.

Best

MW