Moo, albeit silently , in office meetings.

Like that silent fart at work stinking up the room – everyone thinking whose done it. Peeww!

Not so much the LOUD fart in church that stands out!

Moo when in office meetings but not out loud. I’ve had a sissy do it once, and she had a lot of explaining to do to her boss – a bemused one – while she was of course desperately trying not to look at his long dick in his pants.

It was making a nice outline, you see…

Mooo!

The “prissy sissy” Gabriella, truly the MOTHER of all mooers. And she needs to lose weight. Those udders are too floppy, ugh

Sissies are so nasty, looking at men’s bulges everywhere they go.

That’s why I put out 25 odes to alpha males in underwear – as a sort of public service for not just sissies but also real men like us that want those prying eyes OFF us. Like that old guy peering through the bathrooms stall once in college while 19 year old me was taking a dump (thankfully not jerking off as I often did in the library bathroom – those hot girls – deserted bathroom on the 5th floor as opposed to the busy one on the ground floor – my!) – eww. Nasty!

That book has enough for sissies to ogle and goggle at the rest of their lives.

Spare us REAL men. I know you won’t. Hehe.

Anyway.

Office meetings are often a waste of time. Moo in your mind to ease the monotony.

Moo musingly as you write down an important point.

Moo lustily yet SOFTLY under your breath as you desperately try not to think of PENIS …

Moo, as you hold the pen. Is.

Hehe.

Do this long enough. . . That raise you’ve so coveted might just come to fruition. Because mooing, as you can tell is indeed the GOLD mine you’ve always known existed but didn’t know how to EXPLOIT.

Well, you do NOW!!

And that’s that.

Best

Mike Watson

PS – Purchase the Empress Cody series for reasons mentioned in an email earlier, and moo contendedly in “mama cow” style as you do so. Mooooooooooo!