The best way – and BOOK – to – end all arguments right there, “on the spot”, hehe.

There’s one – and that book is?

Well, Penis Central! 

I saw this very sage comment this morning while I was typing out a most verbose response to something Amazon said – of course, I had RE-type it out since I got signed out of my account while submitting the first round and it wasn’t saved as a draft.

Aaargh!

Dont you hate it when that happens?

Guy’s name was “at God’s feet” – I think he was from South India (the Indian subcontinent) … hehe.

Anyway – Gods and Goddesses aside – in India, one of the most revered religious symbols is the ‘Shiva Ling’ – which is worshipped much like one worships the god behind the “ling” (dick) – Lord Shiva!

I’ve no idea why, but Hindus worship this a LOT – no doubt there is a very interesting story behind it, but I dont know that for now!

Dicks have been revered down the ages, not necessarily big dicks either – in ancient Rome I believe – or Greece, maybe – SMALL dicks were sought after! I’ll have to research this more etc, but it cuts across cultures too does the penis standing up proud – straight (pun) and ERECT – look at places like Scotland and such, some of the ancient sculptures (stonehenge??) … same thing!

Everyone loves penis, bottom line! Hehe.

And, though being verbose – sometimes, often times, multiple times, TWICE even without wanting to isn’t an issue for Mike Watson today I’ll be a little verbose and let the lovely Paula do the talking – in her review for Penis Central! 

Anyway, before that – here is what I saw.

lemme suck ur dick while we argue so i can taste where u cumming from

Hun, you’re so right, and i’d kiss your feet for saying that!

Yes, whipping that dick out can often solve a lot of problems – lust take over, then things happen, and those arguments between couples which are often about sex – go away!

A nice dick of course makes even the ugliest (otherwise) of men into a GOD – I can feel my sissy loins STIR – oh my – just writing this!

Rueben’s dick come to mind, that night in the motel!

Or, Jeremy’s…

Or any of the thousands of other men I’ve so greedily sucked, slurped upon, and so forth …

Anyway – a wise man it was, perhaps a woman too who said any thought you have in your mind can indeed be turned into a product people will buy. (to learn from!)

ALL my businesses have been founded on this philosophy – and stellar, solid customer service too.

Without further ado, here comes Paula’s review – enjoy –

And get the book NOW.  Along with this, make sure to get Cock Worship for Sissies and Faggots too, as the two go together, or even better, get it in Compilation format.

The penis has a life of it’s own…

Penis greetings! alpha males, declaration of war …!

I SO love how she addresses those two topics, the first towards the beginning of the review, the second towards the end – I’d love to be a part sometimes of that African tribe where penises are shaken, not hands! Hehe.

And thats that. Penis, Penis , and more PENIS – YES!

Best,

Mike Watson

PS – Be on the outlook for Mike Watson reviewing purple and pink vibrators – yes, a certain Chinese Madam asked me to! Hehe. She even asked me which colors I’d prefer – muah, so nice, Madam!

The best gift for this sissy this Christmas, VIBRATORS! Hehe.

And, Sissy Central, my friend would be the best gift for you sissies this Christmas – or ANY of our other great products – get some NOW !

And remember, get it from our site, leave a review (an honest and genuine review, not necessarily “5 star” – though  most of our reviews are that, and rightly so!) – and we’ll hook you up with an additional 10% discount on your next purchase too!

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